Smiles & Bites

Why people trust DMT? Because our motto is: tango friends do Count.

Why you should consider DMT? Because you'll love our disCount

We never liked the feeling of being fresh blood at other tango marathons

We avoid people whose favorite dessert is I SCREAM!

At Dracula Marathon Tango nobody is tango fresh meat

All megabytes are here, at Dracula Marathon Tango

At DMT we don't work as hard as others, because... we get it right the first time

At DMT you choose whatever draws out of your tango blood the most

At DMT we don't cast spells on you, because we already taste your great vitality 

There are two kinds of people in this world: DMT loves them both

We know your sweet tango blood is compatible with all DMT participants

At DMT we are not socially vegan: we love to prepare MEET

At DMT we are thankful for having Days Giving and not having a Fangs Giving

We drink responsibly at DMT, that is not spilling a drop on the floor.​

DMT: your mouth is bitter not because of what you tasted, but because of what you wasted

When a mean partner says "Go to hell", we forgive and go home at DMT

At DMT participants are not tango fast food, but tango slow digest.

We love holy water: at DMT body water makes us feel whole

DMT: we don't count the steps, but step like a Count/ess 

we are DMT artists because we don't draw steps & blood, but hearts

At DMT we are all polite: we say to nobody "Bite me!"

At DMT we love the neck to neck activity

Dracula Marathon Tango makes your tango life immortal...

A 10.000-step journey starts with the first true tango bite...

DMT: tango days & nights that stick to your heart

DMT: our weak spot is tango, not the crypt/onite

DMT: we are hungry of life, because our dancing blood demands it

Why we enjoy every DMT moment? Because we are not life suckers

DMT: we love both B Negative and B Positive people

DMT: we like to reflect on beautiful things

When tango steps stop to Count for you, you'll feel a friend's true heart ... 

Dracula Marathon Tango: a delicious human recipe

DMT: we don't taste/test you for your tango blood pedigree

We love when our experiences, give you goosebumps and chills

DMT: when we hug each other and hum "Y todo a media luz..."

DMT: when we listen to tango and feel vein-illa flavours in our hearts

DMT: because we are not afraid of setting high stakes at milongas

DMT: when a tango thing can really get through your heart unexpectedly

DMT: because in tango couple we love to feel our partner's neck

DMT: when our favourite tango steps are mordida and caricia

Why DMT stories are so tasty? There is always one you can fully bite into

Why choose DMT? because tango friends do Count

We play any song at DMT, including "Another one bites the dust"

Why mosquitos avoid nights at DMT? As a professional courtesy

DMT: we are not tango lazy, we just enjoy doing nothing

We are not afraid of darkness: best DMT moments happen then

We love the sound we make at DMT when we shut up

At DMT we love making a catchy tango web

At DMT we don't talk to gossiping little birds; they sleep at night

At DMT we don't follow tango masses; they have often silent M's

At DMT we don't promote darkness; we only turn off our brightness not to hurt others' eyes

DMT: when others say "I see dead people!", we don't take is personally

At DMT we like good icecream and dislike bad I scream

At DMT we don't mind when strangers say we look so pale

At DMT black cat does not bring bad luck; black cat is lucky tango feline

When elitist people are coughing seeing you, we say please come to DMT: coffin is not for you.

If you have ordinary blood and ordinary heart, please come to DMT: you're extra-ordinary!

Every spent day doesn't bring you closer to your life dawn; at DMT every spend dawn brings you closer to your light

At DMT we are always positive: positive that everyone will have a delicious tango bite.

At DMT we have an afinity for tasty tango DNA

We are not old people going to bed early, we are wise people preparing for DMT night milongas      

You get along so well with others at DMT because they really leave you alone. 

When your tango partner tells you "Hell, no!", at DMT you can say "I own it!"

At DMT we don't say to people "You need some Iron!"

We are not afraid when our DMT tango friends tell us we're a real cookie

At DMT we tell jokes like "A bar enters a guy..." or viceversa

At DMT we don't say "Tango Training": we call it resistance training

We got our DMT results at the Misoginism tolerance test: it's negative

At DMT we don't use cryptocurrency

A DMT balanced diet means have something sweet in both arms

At DMT we recognize good leaders: they say "Necks please!"

We take the spiritual DMT shortcut, because DiMethylTryptamine looks long

At DMT we search the tango spirit molecule